mydarlingdevils

"What's the return policy on my twin boys?"

About

My wife and I live in Brooklyn, we are raising twin boys. They are the theme of our lives.

As soon as they go to sleep, I miss them and can’t wait for them to get up.
As soon as they wake up, I can’t wait for them to go to sleep.

I googled “What’s the return policy on my twin boys” and nothing useful came up – so instead I started this site to capture all the crazy and funny shit these boys do. One day I’ll show it to them.

Then I’ll say – “now fucking move out”.

4 thoughts on “About”

  1. steve b. on said:

    Love the posts. Too fucking funny!

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  2. Mira on said:

    I love your posts. I look forward to reading them. :))

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  3. Anonymous on said:

    It’s like the book, Shit My Dad Says… but with your kids!… Awesome

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  4. Reshma on said:

    Looking forward to the next post. These are great!

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